Sunday, October 31, 2021

Sprecher maple root beer

Background information: (from the website) "Sprecher Brewing Co. has a long history as the oldest Craft Brewery in Milwaukee, and our story is one of devotion to craft, commitment to the community, and a drive to share our fire-brewed sodas and beers with customers nationwide. We grew from an idea in the mind of Randy Sprecher to a Milwaukee craft brewing institution proudly owned by a small group of local investors. This is our story.

Before Randy Sprecher, there were no craft breweries in Milwaukee—only Miller, Pabst, and Schlitz. Randy himself was not in Milwaukee until 1980. Randy grew up on the west coast. He was drafted into the army during the Vietnam war, but due to colorblindness he was sent to work for a general in Augsburg, Germany instead of going to Vietnam.

Randy fell in love with German beers, and he was not able to find anything that compared when he moved back to the U.S. So, he began making his own German beers at home. Homebrewing quickly turned into an obsession for Randy. He was taking classes in Oceanography at Humboldt State when he returned from the service, but he switched to courses that helped him become a better brewer.

In 1972, Randy applied to study fermentation science at UC-Davis and refined his brewing skills to the point of expertise. Then, he perplexed the State of California by applying to establish a licensed brewery—a concept that the state did not understand. Down but not out, Randy secured a post as Supervisor of Brewing Operations at Pabst’s Milwaukee brewery. He packed up everything he owned into a VW Van and moved to Milwaukee.

While he worked at Pabst from 1980 to 1984, Randy held onto his dream of opening his own brewery. He continued homebrewing and saving money. When he lost his job in a big round of layoffs in 1984, Randy took the opportunity to begin building Sprecher Brewing Co. In 1985 Randy opened our first location at 701 W. Oregon St. in Walker’s Point. He hand-built much of the brewery equipment with friends, including the original gas-fired brew kettle. Milwaukeeans have always appreciated a good beer, and Randy’s flagship award-winning beers—the Black Bavarian and Special Amber, quickly became popular.

However, in 1993, a canal retainer wall fell into the Menominee river, and the brewery’s parking lot went down with it. It became difficult to access the brewery after that, so Sprecher began relocating to a renovated elevator cab factory in Glendale, a process that finished in 1995.

Today Sprecher is one of the only breweries in the U.S. that still uses a unique fire-brewing process that caramelizes the flavors to give Sprecher’s craft sodas and beers big bold flavor. The popularity of Sprecher’s unique craft beverages has led to continued expansion of the Glendale, Wisconsin facilities. Sprecher has gone from serving the Milwaukee and Wisconsin area to being distributed to retailers in over twenty states. In February of 2020, Randy Sprecher retired having achieved his dreams. He wanted the company to stay in competent local hands, so he sold it to a small team of Milwaukee investors."

Product details: 12 fl. oz.  Sprecher Brewing Co., Glendale, WI 53209. 200 calories, 44g sugar. Glass bottle with twist off top. www.sprecherbrewery.com


Ingredients: Carbonated water, cane sugar, natural flavors, maple syrup, natural caramel color, citric acid.


My thoughts: Fall is in the air. The temperatures are dropping. Flowers are withering away. The maple leaves on the trees are changing color...errr, wait. I'm in Los Angeles, so the only leaves I see are palm tree leaves and they are decidedly green. But you get the picture. This root beer bring so mind the fall season, with it's subdued yellow, brown and red label and maple leaf theme, so it's an appropriate that I give it a try at this time of the year. The last time I had Sprecher (their regularly flavored version), it was barely better than average. This time, I'm hoping it'll be a flavor I'm more thankful for. So let's get on with it!

It does have a good, rooty sassafras flavor to it, though knowing it's flavored with maple syrup leaves me searching for the hints of that aspect. Part of what makes this difficult is the strong wintergreen flavor. It's not extremely overpowering, but does overwhelm the other flavors that may be more subtle, including the maple, though I do detect slight hints of vanilla. As I let the initial flavor fade away, the mintiness stays behind, but wait long enough and a vague maple flavor eventually works its way to the surface, though if I didn't know this was "maple" root beer I might not notice it at all as the flavor takes long enough to get noticed that I would probably have stopped paying attention at that point and missed it completely.

The carbonation is a major disappointment, as it's fairly weak and quickly dissipates. I prefer vigorous carbonation where it almost hurts my tongue, and this one is a below average score. Perhaps partly helped by the lower amounts of carbonation, this unsurprisingly is a fairly smooth root beer, but falls short of the creaminess offered by some of the competition. As for sweetness, the combination of cane sugar and maple syrup works out fine, as I was a bit worried it would come off too syrupy, as there is literally syrup in the bottle. But they struck a good balance and it's only slightly more sugary feeling than usual.

So, when it comes to this season, this one doesn't fall flat on it's face though it does fall flat on carbonation. It's a decent effort, slightly surpassing their regular root beer offering, but a little more minty than I would prefer. I'd be curious to see if, in a blind taste test, anybody would detect the maple aspect of this? Perhaps I should do a taste test comparison with some of my root beer friends.

Rating: B-
flavor: B-
aftertaste: B
sweetness: B-
smoothness: C+
carbonation: D



Sunday, October 24, 2021

Towne Club root beer

Background information: (from the website) "Towne Club first entered the market in the mid-1960s, debuting its well-loved “Pop Shops” in Detroit. The Pop Shops offered an incredible number of soda flavors, much more than what was typically seen in grocery stores. The assortment of flavors was known to inspire curiosity and enjoyment among patrons. At Pop Shops, visitors entered the store, grabbed a sturdy wooden crate, and walked around the various stacks of pop—creating a memorable in-store experience. Customers would be encouraged to bring back empty bottles as well as cases, creating a virtuous cycle of experiences.

Towne Club is owned and bottled in Detroit by Intrastate Distributors, Inc. (IDI). IDI owns other beverages, including Frostie and Kist.

Towne Club is made for all Michiganders and bottled with love in Detroit."

Product details: 16 fl. oz.  Bottled by: Towne Club Bev. Corp., Detroit, Michigan 48234. 215 calories, 42g sugar. Glass bottle with twist off top. www.towneclub.com


Ingredients: Carbonated Water, Pure Cane Sugar, Sodium Benzoate (preservative), Citric Acid, Natural and Artificial Flavors.


My thoughts: You're at the club. You see a hottie across the way. Your eyes meet. They walk over, the pulse of the music pounding in rhythm to your heartbeat as the rest of the people and the sounds fade away into a background haze. Is this the one you take home, or is it the one you "I gotta run to the bathroom" and ditch? Just what kind of party in your mouth is happening with this Towne Club?

This root beer is the life of the party, with it's strong, rooty sassafrass taste that root beer is known for. It's got some fancy dance moves, ones that seem familiar. It's entertaining, though not entirely innovative. Behind the strong initial impression, there are little hints of vanilla and wintergreen. And as the song ends, the impressions slowly and pleasantly fade, leaving a good taste behind. This root beer may not have mastered the complexity of salsa dancing, or the technical prowess of a master break dancer, but its club party style is fun nonetheless.

Speaking of sweet dance moves, this one has solid sugar levels. Not too syrupy, with just the right amount of sugar. While I prefer my carbonation to bump, grind and twerk energetically over my tongue, this is a little classier, with a little more controlled roiling and jumping effervescence and only moderate amounts of carbonation twerking. While some pickup lines can be terribly grating, this one is fairly smooth. Maybe not the smoothest, but good enough that I'd say "yes."

Well, if this root beer is a night out at the Towne Club, then maybe I've been missing out on this clubbing thing. It's a lot of fun, something I'd be up for doing again, though it wouldn't be my nightly routine. This root beer is good for a hookup, but if you're looking for a long term situation, there are other fish in the sea that would serve you better.

Rating: B
flavor: B
aftertaste: B
sweetness: B+
smoothness: B-
carbonation: B


Sunday, October 17, 2021

Bawls Guarana root beer


Background information:
 (from the website) "BAWLS Guarana all started as a class project to provide college students with a great tasting alternative to coffee. Keep in mind this was a time before the term “energy drink” was around. The idea: in addition to caffeine, use the natural power of the Guarana Berry, not yet known to the US, to fuel the drink. 

In 1996, BAWLS Guarana was released upon the world in the signature cobalt blue glass bottle making it one of the first drinks in the USA to use a natural energy supplement.

Turns out, BAWLS’ great taste, long lasting energy, bumpy non-slip glass bottle, and fun name, just so happened to be a perfect concoction. The blue bottle fuel soon became the go-to energy source. 25 years later we still have the best fans around! "

Product details: 10 fl. oz.  Manufactured for BAWLS, Twinsburg, OH 44087. 140 calories, 36g sugar. Glass bottle with pry off top. www.bawls.com


Ingredients: Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Caramel Color, Citric Acid, Natural Guarana Extract, Sodium Benzoate (as a preservative), Caffeine, Natural and Artificial Flavors. Warning: This product contains high levels of Caffeine.


My thoughts: I have to admit, I like root beer. I'm sure that comes as a surprise to many of you. Having lived in Brazil for a couple years, I also am a big fan of Guaraná. I had never considered combining the two into a single beverage, as the flavors don't seem like they'd really go together. So, will this drink result in a "goooooooooooooolaso!" or "perna de pau"? Read on to see who takes home the cup!

Well, I'm a bit surprised. There is no hint of guaraná flavor to be found. This one tastes like a straight up root beer, with a strong rooty flavor bolstered by vanilla and decent level of wintergreen, not coming across too minty while providing the cooling effect. It's not the most complex flavor profile, but a bit heartier than your average root beer. The aftertaste provides a nice roll off of the main flavor as it fades, but no other subtle spices make themselves known. I enjoy the cooling sensation that lingers from the mint.

One of the first things I noticed upon trying this is that the carbonation level is excellent. When it comes to my effervescence, I prefer the kind of large, biting bubbles that prickle the tongue, and that's exactly what I get with this. Considering how the carbonation attacked my tongue, it's actually a fairly smooth root beer, with a subtle creaminess following the bubbles as they dance down my throat. It's not the creamiest, or smoothest, but strikes a pretty nice balance. Sugar levels are adequate, though my mouth felt a bit more syrupy than I prefer. Perhaps it would be better served by using cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup, but whatever it is, there's some room for improvement there.

So, does Bawls score a 6:1 blowout win? No. But there's no need to go down to penalty shots, as it manages to secure a decent win against the rival team. It's taking home the regional cup, but isn't quite ready to take home the world cup of root beers. It scores a gol instead of a golaso, putting the bawl into the back of the net in a convincing manner, but not worthy of the "goal of the week" award.

Rating: B
flavor: B
aftertaste: B
sweetness: C+
smoothness: B-
carbonation: A+



Sunday, October 10, 2021

HEB Old Fashioned root beer


Background information:
 (from the website) "You don’t have to be from Texas to know that nothing beats the taste of a refreshing, ice‑cold sip of H‑E‑B Old Fashioned Root Beer Soda! This uniquely flavored drink delivers seriously delicious taste, and is perfect with home style BBQ, poured over ice cream, or just straight from the fridge."

Product details: 20 fl. oz.  Made with pride and care for H-E-B, San Antonio, TX 78204. 270 calories, 74g sugar.  Plastic bottle with twist off top. www.heb.com


Ingredients: Carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, caramel color, potassium benzoate and potassium sorbate (preservatives), natural and artificial flavor, citric acid.


My thoughts: Continuing with my branching out to non-glass-bottled root beers, here's the in-house HEB brand. HEB is a Texas grocery store chain, so this one can't be found in other states. We'll see if that means you're missing out or not. I also have to admit that this one sat around for quite a while and I only noticed the "best by" date was almost a year ago, something I looked at after taking the first swig and finding no fizz at all.

As far as flavor is concerned, this is a run of the mill root beer. It has the generic rooty flavor with wintergreen. It's not what I'd consider a "minty" root beer, but is a little more noticeable than some of the others. I don't mind it at all, and I generally try to steer clear of the overly minty, toothpasty flavor of the stronger mints. There isn't much to be discovered in the aftertaste, as they seem to have eschewed any other notes of spices.

The 74g of sugar is right in line with the proportionality of the usual 12oz bottles I drink and it has an appropriately sugary feel to it.  As I mentioned at the top of my thoughts, this one is past the "best by" date and I assume the total lack of carbonation is due to that, so I can't offer a fair evaluation at this time (I'll update if I find myself in Texas again). Smoothness is also nearly impossible to judge, as it's typically intertwined with the level of carbonation, though this one lacks the creamy sensation even when flat, so it's not a top-tier creaminess contender.

Well, with what information I have, this is a perfectly adequate root beer that is more or less the same as any other big grocery store chain generic branded drink. Nothing worth getting excited about, but perfectly serviceable in a pinch.

Rating: C-
flavor: C-
aftertaste: C-
sweetness: B
smoothness: n/a
carbonation: n/a


Tuesday, July 20, 2021

1927 Soda Co. root beer

Background information: The 7-Eleven website makes no mention of this drink. The 1927 Soda Co. brand name comes from 7-11 originally starting up in 1927 as an ice house storefront before becoming Tote'm Stores from 1928-1946. This is likely a rebadged third party produced beverage.


Product details: 20 fl. oz.  Distributed by 7-Eleven, Inc. Irving, TX 75063. 290 calories, 72g sugar.  Plastic bottle with twist off top.


Ingredients: Carbonated water, sugar, caramel color, sodium benzoate (preservative), natural and artificial flavor.


My thoughts: Well, I've been having a tough time finding glass bottled root beers I haven't tried before, so I'm branching out a bit. This one is a root beer made for 7-11 convenience stores and comes in a regular plastic bottle. I'm keeping my expectations in check, as I don't expect a convenience store chain to really push the envelope of root beer flavor.

Okay, they definitely went with a wintergreen vibe. The root beer flavor is a bit flat and so the minty dominates. It's not bad, but it's not exactly what I look for in a root beer. The wintergreen isn't too intense so much as it's noticeable due to the weakness of the rooty taste. The aftertaste lets some vanilla show through, so I actually find it to have a very pleasant aftertaste.

The 72g of sugar may seem extremely high compared to the other root beers I've tested, but keep in mind that this is a 20oz bottle rather than the usual 12oz, so proportionally the sugar levels are right in line with the others. As such, it isn't too overly syrupy and at least uses real sugar. Carbonation, on the other hand, is abysmal. The first swig after opening was promising, but all the subsequent ones were almost completely flat. Where did all the carbonation go? It's hard to gauge smoothness with a complete absence of carbonation, but it does seem to have a decently creamy feel to it.

Consider me unimpressed. A mediocre flavor combined with terrible carbonation levels leave this one off my list. In spite of the good aftertaste, it's not one I'll drink again. Hopefully some of the upcoming plastic bottled and canned root beers can compete at least a little bit.
Rating: D
flavor: C-
aftertaste: B
sweetness: B
smoothness: C
carbonation: F-



Sunday, August 2, 2020

Saint Arnold root beer


Background information:
 (from the website): "We noticed that we had a lot of families attending our tours with their children. As giving the kids beer, while legal in the state of Texas as long as they were with their parents, was frowned upon, we decided we needed an alternative. Root beer seemed like a fun idea.

And so the research began. Making root beer is much more of an immediate gratification process compared to beer. You heat up some water to dissolve the sugar, then you cool it down and add the root extracts. Most of the extracts are from real plants, but some, such as sassafrass, have pesky carcinogens in them and thus we opted to replace those with artificial flavors. We developed a good root beer base, but we wanted a great root beer so we started playing around with small amounts of other natural flavors. We finally found one that worked great and went with that. We could tell you what it is, but then we'd have to kill you. If we did tell you, you would immediately recognize it. Nobody has come up with it though without being prompted.

We use all cane sugar in our root beer which is stupidly expensive because of government controls on sugar pricing and imports. It creates a great mouthfeel to the root beer though and gives a much fuller sweetness than the thin sweet taste one gets with high fructose corn syrup.

We actually make no money on our root beer. We make it for fun and put no effort into selling it. Sales continue to climb on it even without our trying though. Oh well.

Strange fact: drinking root beer gives you very refreshing burps. It's the wintergreen."

Product details: 12 fl. oz.  Bottled by Saint Arnold Brewing Company, Houston, Texas 77020. 140 calories, 36g sugar.  Glass bottle with pry off top. www.http://www.saintarnold.com/


Ingredients: Water, sugar, root beer extract (water, caramel color gum arabic, yucca concentrate, propylene glycol, ethyl alcohol, sodium benzoate, citric acid), sparkling foam (water, yucca extract, sodium benzoate), sodium benzoate (preservative), phosphoric acid.


My thoughts: Forgive me father, for I have sinned. It has been seven months since my last root beer. I am lusting after some new root beer and want to gluttonously consume them. I envy my neighbor who has a cold root beer in his hand and greedily want to hoard all the beverage for me, but I have been too slothful to acquire this nectar of the gods. I'm proud to say I now have one to drink, and if anyone tries to take it from me, they will face my wrath!

Bless me with your -WHOA! That's a lot of wintergreen! Yes, this is one minty root beer, with the main flavor of the day being wintergreen. I don't know if it's just been so long since I've had a root beer, but I don't mind the overwhelming mintiness as much as I usually do. Often they remind me of toothpaste, but this one not so much. There is a decent sassafras flavor underneath there, so it's definitely a root beer, however it's a little overwhelmed. There is a nice natural herbal and vanilla undertone, but again, it's overpowered by the wintergreen. The aftertaste does let these weaker flavors show off a tiny bit more.

Carbonation is pretty weak. Not a whole lot of fizz or bite to this one, which is a letdown. It comes across a bit flat for my preference. It is fairly creamy, however (thanks yucca extract!!!), so has a pleasant smoothness to it, though that may be helped along by the lack of carbonation. I'm always looking for that holy grail of sharp, biting carbonation with a creamy froth to smooth things out. This one is missing the first half of that equation. The sweetness is pretty good and I was surprised that it felt just a tiny bit sugary even though it runs on the lower end of the sugar content spectrum. Strange indeed.

So, is this one getting in through the pearly gates or condemned to burn in an everlasting pit of flames? I don't think it deserves either status. It's not a bad root beer, but it certainly isn't worthy of being exalted either. I'd drink another if it was offered, but won't go out of my way to buy again.
Rating: C
flavor: C
aftertaste: C
sweetness: B-
smoothness: B
carbonation: D+

Sunday, January 5, 2020

Gene Simmons Moneybag root beer

Background information: (from the website): "My Moneybag sodas are made only with the most elite of ingredients. This is soda royalty!!! If you have expensive taste, drink Moneybag!"

Aside from this short blurb, the website seems to be quite light on actual information.


Product details: 12 fl. oz.  Gene Simmons Company. 180 calories, 45g sugar (bottle says "45mg" but I'm pretty certain that's a typo).  Glass bottle with twist off top. www.http://www.genesimmonsmoneybag.com/


Ingredients: Carbonated water, cane sugar, citric acid, sodium benzoate (used as a preservative), natural flavour and caramel color.


My thoughts: A root beer brought to us from legendary KISS rock and roller Gene Simmons? Sure, I'll give it a try. I can only hope it rocks my mouth like KISS rocked the Popcorn Club on January 30, 1973.

After my last root beer, it was nice to once again have a strong, rooty sassafras taste. It leans a little more towards the candy root beer flavor, with less emphasis on subtle notes of other spices, but there is wintergreen in there. It's not necessarily doing anything special, but it has the basics down. The aftertaste is pleasant, with the wintergreen growing a little more noticeable, but never too strong, and the rooty taste slowly fading.

It is a little on the sugary side from the ingredient list, but not any more so than any other average root beer. I do like how strong the carbonation is, with fairly aggressive bubbles initially though they fade to average by the last third of the bottle. It's not super smooth up front due to the strong carbonation, but become smoother as the bottle empties. Strong carbonation is generally a tradeoff with smoothness, and this does a decent job. It's not super creamy, but good.

Well, it didn't quite rock my face off the way KISS was known to rock their concerts, but it is a solid, just above average root beer. And some days that's all I need. It doesn't quite compete with the best out there, but I wouldn't hesitate to grab one of these out of the fridge. I also have to note that I find it interesting that Gene made his own root beer, seeing as how there's already a KISS Army branded root beer in existence (and one that seems to have similar flavor characteristics).
Rating: C+
flavor: C+
aftertaste: C
sweetness: B-
smoothness: B-
carbonation: B+